The woman whose nakedness distracted a sheriff's deputy sufficiently to allow her to steal his patrol vehicle has now admitted she was flying high, stoned out of her mind on drugs. Presumably she fabricated a story about having been assaulted to help explain her nudity, her incoherence, and her impulsive attempt to flee in the patrol truck. She's currently sitting in jail; charges are pending.
And so it goes. Another of life's little mysteries solved.