Sunday, October 25, 2020

When will I learn?

 It doesn’t pay sometimes to re-read books even when those books were penned by a favorite author. 

I am, for example, a huge fan of John Sandford’s writing. It’s quite possible I’ve read every work of fiction he’s published. Sandford is one of those rare authors where I’m even willing to suppress my distaste for crowds and get in line for book signings or a scheduled talk at a book festival. (The Younger Daughter said she didn’t realize authors had groupies until she saw me mesmerized by Sandford at the Tucson Book Festival a couple years ago. She likes Sandford’s books, too, but apparently not quite as much as her mother.)

I like Sandford because besides being a great story teller he gets stuff right. He does actual research. When he describes one of his characters speeding to a crime scene in Minnesota, he’s accurate in how long it takes to get from someplace like Marshall to up by Ely. His descriptions of topography are spot-on, too. No weirdness that can knock you out of being focused on the story to thinking, “What the. . .? That’s would be a 4 hour drive under ideal conditions. Why does the author describe him as doing it in 20 minutes?” I loved Tony Hillerman’s books, but have to admit his compressing a hundred-plus miles on the Navajo nation into trips you could do in no time at all annoyed the crap out of me. Even when a person is reading fiction, the reader wants to the background to feel right.

Which brings me to the latest revelation that one of my idols isn’t perfect. I hit kind of a dry spell for reading material and decided to re-read the first book in Sandford’s Virgil Flowers series, Dark of the Moon. First thing that hits me is a continuity error. I want to know exactly when Virgil’s father switched denominations. In later books in the series, Virgil’s minister father is Lutheran. In Dark of the Moon he’s Presbyterian.

Okay, minor point. As the series progressed Sandford probably unconsciously decided that Lutheran made more sense in thoroughly Scandinavian Minnesota, which we all know is full of Norwegian bachelor farmers and church suppers at which dual purpose Jello molds (if there’s Cool Whip it’s a dessert; if there’s Miracle Whip it’s a salad) dominate the menu. Pastor Flowers is a minor character, a side note in the series overall scheme of things, so Sandford’s copy editor didn’t catch it in subsequent works. No big deal.

And then another character’s name caught my eye, and I cannot unsee it. I have groused in the past about writers and their weirdness in naming their fictional people. Terry Brooks and the Shanarra chronicles full of people who sound like diseases or other health conditions (I’m still surprised none of his characters were named Dysmenorrhea), William Krueger looking at maps of Minnesota and coming up with gems like Marais Grand.

So what did Sandford do? No doubt he was drawing a blank, had another detective he had to slap a name on, and nothing was coming to him. And then he looked down at the keyboard.

Del Capslock.

Okay, so on most keyboards it’s CAPSLK, but we all know what the inspiration was. What can we expect next? Paige Down? Con Troll? 

The mind boggles. . .

3 comments:

  1. Del Capslock always tripped something in my brain, but until now I didn’t quite figure it out...

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  2. This post really hit the nail on the head (sorry about cliches).
    Continuity is a big thing for me also, though I don't read many fiction series. I do wish the Lonesome Dove series had been written in order as the lack of continuity drove me mad.
    Also geographic and other background accuracy is important. Louis l'Amour writing about locations in the old west is fine with me when I don't know the area so will believe anything. But one of his books featured a cattle drive across western Canada and was it ever terrible. Same with John LeCarre. His book "The Constant Gardener" has a chapter with the hero pursuing knowledge in Western Canada. He took a two hour train ride from Winnipeg to a Saskatchewan University. No trains and when there was, two hours didn't get you very far. Also the University city hada "town square". Nope. That is a european thing

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  3. I've read all John Sandford's novels. I did not catch the Rev. Flowers denomiation thing. And, I thought Del Capslock's name was a sly reference to guns (there is such a thing, especially on older guns). Your analogy makes does make sense though! He's such a wonderful writer - maybe we should cut him some slack.

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