It just hit me. There are indeed better terms. In fact, I used one in a recent post. Shit weasel. It rolls off the tongue. Shit weasel definitely has more resonance, more weight than the relatively mild asshat did. I am now looking forward to horrifying patronizing old dudes with the term.
Life is good.
I love it. It is almost poetic.
ReplyDeletethe Ol'Buzzard
I use so many different ones.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure I have a favorite.
No one ever tells me that I'm not ladylike anymore, I think I've lost the ability to shock my (admittedly fairly small) circle. They expect me to say almost anything, and I rarely disappoint.
I like calling someone a shitweasel, I also like calling them buttweasels.
Assbag never fails to make me snicker, eiher.
I probably need a hobby.
Recently read in a transcript of a case I was working on (paraphrased from memory, but the epithet is completely accurate):
ReplyDeleteQ (addressed to father in case by attorney for other side): Did you call me an "underwater clown rapist" in an email last month?
A. Probably. That sounds like something I would say.