This one tops them all:
Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport is running television ads touting the airport as a destination in and of itself. Shop, Dine, and Explore. Oh yes, be still my heart. It's all I can do to restrain myself from running for MARTA to spend 45 minutes traveling to the opposite side of the city to spend an enjoyable evening shopping at a newstand and eating an over-priced Wendy's hamburger.