|In front of the Pioneer Restaurant in Westfield, Wisconsin|
|Both the restaurant and the "pioneer" have been around for as long as I can remember. The parking lot used to be accessible directly from US-51, which is now I-39.|
|Birth certificate located in the groin area.|
Restaurant was packed when we stopped for lunch. Service is fast, menu is loaded with high carb, high calorie, nicely greasy comfort food (meat loaf sandwiches, fried chicken, "barbecue" [which is actually sloppy joes]), and prices are low.