Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Porn that even I won't read


This headline alone is enough to trigger an instant cerebral hemorrhage:

Steamy novel based on Laura Bush stirs controversy

There are certain things that should never appear together in the same sentence -- the word "steamy" and a hint that aWol has a sex life.

Excuse me. I need to go wash my brain out with Lysol.

4 comments:

  1. I hear that before she heads back over to the Mayflower where she actually lives, Laura has a cigarette on the back porch of the White House.

    You know, after.

    (barf)

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  2. I'm too busy to read any kind of porn and with my mind there is no need to, I could write that crap.

    Poor woman. At least you were nice enough not to remind her that psychos are capable of picking up rocks to smash out car windows.

    Only because I didn't think of it. LOL

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  3. Well, I am a government worker so if I claimed I was too busy no one would believe me, but I do have standards.

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